It has been a while since I took a dog for a walk. Torvo knew I was a newbie Walker and took it upon himself to educate me. I learned:
a) I do not move fast enough between interesting smells;
b) interesting smells can emerge at any point on or off the path;
c) it is necessary to take the most direct path to an interesting smell even if that requires tripping up the Walker;
d) it is important to jump up on everyone if you get the opportunity;
e) the Walker is an annoying and unnecessary encumbrance to the walking experience.
a) I do not move fast enough between interesting smells;
b) interesting smells can emerge at any point on or off the path;
c) it is necessary to take the most direct path to an interesting smell even if that requires tripping up the Walker;
d) it is important to jump up on everyone if you get the opportunity;
e) the Walker is an annoying and unnecessary encumbrance to the walking experience.
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